A Molester Among Us

So we show up at the airport in Phoenix to leave for Maui. My cousin Brian (pictured here) shows up with a comb-over haircut, a cheesy Hawaiian shirt, a molester mustache, pasty white legs, and cheesy white tennis shoes.

I figured he'd shave the 'stache once we got here, but no such luck.

We've been having a great day today so far. I'll include a couple pictures. You can click the pictures to see them larger.